I love the transformative power of clothing. In this outfit I feel like a Bond villainess, an egomaniacal fashion editor and an intergalactic femme fatale all at once. I think it’s the spiky cuffs and the cleavage you could suffocate someone with. I’m normally a very nice, smiley person but in this dress I am all about busting balls. If I was going to kill someone, this is what I’d wear. Wow, I can’t believe I said that. I am so sorry. I blame the dress. The sexy bitch.
It’s based on a costume worn by Marilyn in one of my very favourite films, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. But while Double M looks angelic, I look kind of evil. Gentlemen may prefer blondes but here’s hoping international crime syndicates prefer brunettes.